The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Started Friday pm and still going strong now. No typically flu like features apart from cold sweats - went through 4 pillows last night, completely sweating all over each one (both sides) until I had to change it for another cos it got icy cold.
it's a bug and a nasty one at that, sweating all night soaking you sheets and pillows, cold sweats, feeling achey all over, then the spam fritters. Then you think it's gone and it comes back and you end up with a urine infection, unless you've eaten some of that e-coli meat that's going about.
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
You do know that nasty visuses can be transmitted on the interweb, don't you? Maybe you both caught it off one of those unwholesome web sites that you keep telling Mrs Santa and Mrs Halo you don't look at!
Fortunately, my virus protection has prevented contamination thus far.
Seriously though... hope you both feel better soon. And... er... dry your pillows out...
