The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
When you played games outside when you were little, and you had to put your 'feet in' in a circle to choose who was het or choose teams, what rhymes did you all use?
Assuming of course you did this south of the border of course!
We'd put our feet in a circle and someone would count round the feet in time to a ryhme, when the ryhme stopped, whoevers foot it was was either out of the running or het.
We used --going around the circle, rotating on each syllable-- "Bubble gum bubble gum in a dish" "How many pieces do you wish" --person who;s shoe you are touching says how many-- --go around that many times-- I forget if there was something after the number
You go around that many times and whoever's hand you land on was the one chosen to be "it" if it was a choosing for a game thing - or was "out" if Bubblegum Bubblegum was the game you were playing.
