The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Blondes are def dumb, but gingers have to feel really put out they just got dealt a really bad hand, knew a ginger once who used to wear a bright purple jacket the combination of Jacket and bright red hair was shocking and he was a nasty piece of work as well.
So if blondes are dumb gingers are just nasty, would this qualify as putting my foot in it if any of you are gongers? lol
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I think you have to separate redheads from outright gingers, there are a few lovely proper redhead girls in my work, but there are also an equal number of downright ugly irn-bru headed ginges. They definetely dont come under the same label!
ANd yes, most of the blondes in here are rather thick, especially the pretend blondes.
Just while we're on the subject of ginger, Halo might know what Im talking about here, but does anyone else take 'ginger' to be a slang word for fizzy drinks?
Well. I guess that's the girder influence then, huh? Cos Irn Bu's all you Glaswegian types drink. And it's orange... which is kinda... er... gingery...
And at the risk of putting that hard gingery Glasgow image at risk, all IVE been drinking this week is filtered fruity & invigorating Kenco Kenyan sorry.
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.
She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
...Ben
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A man is at the supermarket when he notices that a rather attractive blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him and although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry, do I know you?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my kids."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful...
"Holy Christ!" he says "Are you that strip-o-gram on my stag night that
I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery, tied up my balls and stuck a cucumber up my ass!?"
"No!!!" she replies coldly, "I'm your daughter's English Teacher"
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