Course we do.

Ho 'bout this:

All blondes are dumb.  It's a fact!

Please accept my most sincere apologies for my underining activities.  It won't happen again.

Probably.

er... maybe...

I only have the one blonde friend too.  He's dumb because he has a blonde goatee, which as we all know is just plain dumb.

I know many blonde people, most of whom are dumb.

But are fake blondes dumber than real blondes?

-- Edited by ddvmor at 18:40, 2005-09-21

fake blondes! definitely..

my friend is a fake blonde .. altho she tries to make us think it's real.

Blondes are def dumb, but gingers have to feel really put out they just got dealt a really bad hand, knew a ginger once who used to wear a bright purple jacket the combination of Jacket and bright red hair was shocking and he was a nasty piece of work as well.

So if blondes are dumb gingers are just nasty, would this qualify as putting my foot in it if any of you are gongers? lol

I think you have to separate redheads from outright gingers,  there are a few lovely proper redhead girls in my work, but there are also an equal number of downright ugly irn-bru headed ginges.  They definetely dont come under the same label!

ANd yes, most of the blondes in here are rather thick, especially the pretend blondes.

oh my goodness, how dare you, i have red hair!
oh no wait, it's brown

ddvmor wrote:

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Ask her for proof.  Go on.

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i dont need to ask, i can see her roots

Just while we're on the subject of ginger, Halo might know what Im talking about here, but does anyone else take 'ginger' to be a slang word for fizzy drinks?

eg, at the icecream van:

"A cone  and two boatles o ginger ma man."

No?

 

it's common slang up here for a bottle of fizzy pop

yeah although for the last two day I've been drinking cranberry juice but that's another story

ddvmor wrote:

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I only have the one blonde friend too.  He's dumb because he has a blonde goatee, which as we all know is just plain dumb.

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Urm thought you had 2 blonde friends?

As for Gingers... go get em!!! go on....

I hate blonde jokes...Let's make fun of redheads:

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.

She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

...Ben

 

 

ddvmor wrote:

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Woah.  There's a face we haven't seen in a while!  'Lo Ben. Nice one

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I look in quite a bit...Always looking for fresh material...I don't post much because I know us furriners talk funny......Ben

A man is at the supermarket when he notices that a
rather attractive blonde behind him has just raised
her hand and smiled hello to him.


He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him and
although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from, so he
says, "Sorry, do I know you?"


She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I think you might be the father
of one of my kids."


His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful...

"Holy Christ!" he says "Are you that strip-o-gram on my
stag night that

I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery, tied up my balls and stuck
a cucumber up my ass!?"


"No!!!" she replies coldly, "I'm your daughter's English
Teacher"

Hve you heard the one about the Aristocrats? That would be cucumbered big time