The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Had a co-worker that had this date circled on the calendar for like a month. We even got our boss, a pretty senior officer, to write "yarr, I be at the gym" on the status board that is widely on display at our rather foot-traffic heavy office. It was great.