The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
With all the news on TV lately about the hurricane in the States, the typhoons in China, flooding in Switzerland and recent mud slides in South America, we shouldn't forget that the UK has its share of devastating weather too. Attached is a photo illustrating the damage caused to my poor mother's home in The New Forest from the storm that passed through last night.
It really makes you cherish what you have, and reminds us not to take things for granted.
would it be fair to say that PERHAPS, just PERHAPS this isn't actually a photo taken by your mother mr darren? i wouldnt like to be insulting, but it's just a feeling i have
There is a distinct possibility that this may simply be a reproduction of a humourous e-mail that's been going around for years and has merely been tweaked to reflect current events. But I couldn't possibly comment...