The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
We had a bunch of those and Macintosh's at my grade school (circa 1990). Apple was big into school donations at the time (trying to stem the "IBM's" as they used to be called (Windows)) Anyway we see how that worked out. They were almost like drug dealers trying to get you hooked early.
Dont get me wrong for Video and music work they rock - but apart from that they are horribly over priced and have limited software availability - look back over history and all those machines with those 2 problems perished -
Indeed Apple almost did too until Microsoft came along and bought 49% of them because otherwise they would have had a complete monopoly which would have hurt them more financially than paying to keep their competitor alive -
Its a crazy world...
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