The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I can sympathise greatly with your plight. I, too have had a very unfortunate day where I was forced to play with my Eyetoy while Vic cooked me a a roast turkey dinner. It was very stressful!
It may be too subtle for our less sensitive Jammie members to notice, but I note faint undertones of discontent in Sharon's postings today. I suspect (and I may be wrong) that she is, perhaps, having a slightly less enjoyable day than she hoped for.
darren, i dont think you're right, quite obviously sharon is pleased that she got to take part in so many different tasks today as well as enjoying multiple postings on this here thread
It is most definitely a girl thing - I am also completely without smilies, avatars and toolbars and anything else at all that couldn't be called text. Great!
And despite also enjoying the same delicious roast turkey dinner as someone not so very far away, I am tired and miserable and not smiling in the slightest - partly because it took me four and a half hours to get to sleep last night, (and that was only after I'd moved into the spare room on the camp bed) and partly because of something else. Huh.
You can share my egg! Tell you what, we'll get some Jammie Dodgers too, just to make Darren jealous, & some Jaffa Cakes, 'cos to be honest, they taste better.
I'm with you girl! <Aww, a new friend. I'm touched>
Not sure what I can bring to the table, but I'm up for making DD jealous. Mind you, he probably won't read this for days just like he doesn't with other things, he's such a busy boy!
Mmmmm jaffa cakes.
I'm off to the graden centre to buy some, er, plants. See you soon, Bud.
It's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome (a pain in the wrist which travels up the arm and down into the fingers). I'm usually fine and don't suffer too much, but excessive or repeated wrist movement <DON'T LAUGH> can bring it on. Unfortunately, "this week I have been mostly doing gardening" or relandscaping the front gardens to be more precise! You know, cutting the turf off, turning over the soil, leveling the ground, humping 38 bags of slate around...
ohh poor you susan - i'm investigating the use of a prodcut called the 'power ball' - when i say investigating, i'm waiting for my boyfriend to tell me whether it works or not - i'll fill you in..
as for me, i've had sciatica for the past over-a-year, which being that i'm 22, is a tad bit unnecessary, the only thing that makes me feel better is sitting in the corner eating easter eggs and pulling faces at boys.. OHH sharon! i'm coming over to join you
Ahh, poor KT, just to add to the poor Sharon & poor Susan.
The powerball sounds interesting, but I'll stick to the offer of a shared easter egg for now! I'll bring fatty coke & a dvd. Love Actually or Gladiator?
Can't stand Russel Crowe, so can we have Love Actually please? Would people prefer red wine or Baileys, or shall I just bring both?
Ahhhh, went to edit & it didn't show my original post, hope it's not in twice now!
Just realised I'd forgotten to express any sympathy for Susan or Katie, I mean the sympathy was there just forgot to type it! All I can say is ooowwwww! Have some chocolate!
Don't worry Sharon, I knew you were there, feeling the pain with me.
Make mine a large red wine, followed by Baileys, chilled, but no ice. Could start with Brandy and lemonade as an aperatif, though. Babycham will do instead of the lemonade if you're a little low.
What about some comfy pillows to lounge on, girls, hmm?
quote: Originally posted by: DD "I can sympathise greatly with your plight. I, too have had a very unfortunate day where I was forced to play with my Eyetoy while Vic cooked me a a roast turkey dinner. It was very stressful!"
Please explain, without upsetting me, why you feel the day you spent with me & my family was "very unfortunate". Tread carefully Darren.
Hey girls, is this reason enough to make faces at the King? <correct answer here: >
I have cider in my fridge & can't stand the stuff - consider it yours!
Susan, you know how to have a good night in! Do you think Darren should babysit for you? And yes, Darren, what was wrong with your day with Susan? Huh?
quote: But yes, making faces at the boys would definitely make me feel slightly better, particularly making faces at the one whose avatar I can still see.
Who's the lucky guy?
At this point in time, I can see everyone's avatar on every page, all smilies, even after clearing my cache, zero exceptions.
quote: Originally posted by: " Please explain, without upsetting me, why you feel the day you spent with me & my family was "very unfortunate". Tread carefully Darren. Hey girls, is this reason enough to make faces at the King? <correct answer here: >"