The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It would seem that farmers in the West have decieded to become French!
What's nice about this headline in that media stalwart, the Western Daily Press, is that it manages to combine business as usual news (e.g. "Tailback Terror: Farmer Giles caused a 3 car tailback when he drove his tractor down a little used country lane" or "Bovine Rampage: A cow escaped from old Bert's field. It took him 20 minutes to find it!") with something that approaches real news!
FARMERS VOW TO BLOCKADE FUEL DEPOTS 09:30 - 09 September 2005
Angry West farmers last night threatened to stage mass strikes and blockade refineries in protest at "crippling" fuel prices.
The cost of both petrol and diesel has rocketed in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, and protesters say they have had enough. Raising the prospect of the huge queues at petrol stations last seen in the 2000 fuel crisis, Chippenham farmer Paul Reynolds said: "If every lorry driver took a holiday for a few days, and the farmers stopped letting any produce leave their farms, the country would be brought to its knees within 24 hours."
Monmouth-based David Handley, chairman of protest group Farmers for Action, said: "Fuel blockades and strikes are a very good way of expressing the anger that is building up at the moment - there is definitely something brewing."
I was most amused to see that fuel had reached the soaring heights of $3 a gallon in some parts of the US the other day. There were some very angry american dudes complaining about it vociferously!
Sadly, if you convert that to the price per litre that we pay here in the UK, they're still paying less than us. And we don't have a fuel crisis on (although the farmers might disagree with that)!
But never underestimate the awesome power of the West Country farmer! They're scary dudes, with the inbreeding and the corn chewing and the tractor blockading...
NateO wrote: This will make OPEC reduce prices? Er, don't think so mates...
Nah ... but it's as sha76jam says, it's the government bleeding us with a percentage tax. According to the AA site, when petrol was about 80p a litre tax was 47p of that. Now it's gone up to 94p a litre so 55p of that is tax. And Brown saying he's going to freeze tax isn't going to help, as it's a bloody percentage.
Was talking this over with a mate the other day, and if you use £20 a week in petrol (very low, yes) then you are giving £611 a year straight to the government, plus your £165 road tax = £776. I don't know how many drivers there are in the UK, but mutliply that out and you'll get a whole lotta money. And our roads are still full of pot holes, badly sign posted and generally crap.