Im usually relaxed in work too, as Im the only one who does what I do I get a way

with loads.  Eg, 

"A report?  yes but it'll take 10 days, Oh you wnat two, 20 days then?"  etc etc

Which equates to half an hour to do a report then near 20 days to catch up with stuff I should've already done.  That and going on t'internet of course!

Yep, he's a big boy our Dave!

Didn't do too badly to be honest!  I still had a nose at the end of it.  And some teeth.

A funny story comes to mind, a few years ago the club I was in at the time enterd a national competition, I was captain of a team for the team event.  There was however a huge cock-up on the admin side and we were paired up against a team of juniors, ie under eights!  The mistake was noticed too late and the judges said we had to fight them!

I was up first against a boy of 6, he burst out crying as soon as we got called up to fight so the ref whipered to me "Look mate, he's only 6, let him knock you about a bit"  I did, but I couldn't exactly let him win could i?