The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
so, nevermind the yummy raspberry heart - i just got some McVs cookies - white chocolate and raspberry - may i say, they are posh BUT - they dont have any raspberries in them!
they have raspberry flavoured CRANBERRIES .. plums in jds. cranberries in these things. what is going on?