The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well look... I'm a nut. You're clearly a nut. That makes a roughly 4% chance of someone coming across nuts during their time on the bored board.
While on the subject of nuts... The math is not strong with this one!
Before this post, here's the figures we're looking at:
10,368 24,666 42%
The first figure representing yours and my combined post count compared to the total number of JDBB posts. A much greater chance of running into nuts when posting to the JDBB! Not to mention Kate-mate and Suey and...