The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
See she's been checking us out every day for more'n a week now! Maybe she's a spy of some sort for some other biscuit themed forum - the Custard Cream Chat Channel or similar...
I confess, it's all my fault. I introduced her to the wonders of the Jamcade. I am sure she will post a quick hello once she gives up trying to knock me off the score board