The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hmm, I think they may be picking up on something the BBC mentioned a while back: racial tolerance should naturally be a matter of course, however multiculturalism, as opposed to integration, kind of leads to a partitioning of society & is believed by some (and the person pushing this theory in the article I read was Muslim) to be a bit of a breeding ground for extremists. The suggestion isn't that we try & quash other cultures, but that all Brits should be part of the British culture, this doesn't stop them also being part of, for example, a Muslim culture.