The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Effervescent Bacon Drink Tablets If you drop one of these magic tablets into a glass of water it will instantly begin to dissolve, creating a cascade of bubbles that will infuse the water with a delicious bacon flavor. But don’t limit yourself to water. These Effervescent Drink Tablets work just as well in milk, juice or soda. Great for making bizarre beverages or slipping into a friend's drink when they’re not looking. Each 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) round tin contains about fifteen tablets.
Uck! Though this does remind me, I keep meaning to point you in the direction of Firebox's bacon popcorn, and, more disturbingly, searching for it reveals they also do chocolate: http://www.firebox.com/firebox/search?searchstring=bacon.
-- Edited by sha76jam on Sunday 21st of November 2010 11:04:08 AM