The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
In my reading this Veteran's Day, I revisited some old friends that I've never met...Here's two of the toughest men that ever lived; I just wish I had the chance to meet them...
John Basilone completed his first tour of duty as a teenager prior to WWII in the US Army...After disccharge, and still prior to WWII, he re-enlisted in the Marine Corps because he wanted to return to the Phillipines...After landing on Guadalcanal, his 15 man platoon was attacked by a 3,000 man regiment from the Japanese' elite Sendai Division...During the ensuing attack, the Americans were reduced to three men, all wounded including Basilone...For three days without sleep, food or rest they battled the Japs to a standstill...The Japanese regiment was decimated and forced to withdraw...During this time, Basilone ferried ammunition and water to his two comrades, repaired machine guns under fire, all the while manning his own machine gun emplacement...At times the enemy was too close for machine guns and he killed them with his .45, his knife and his bare hands...At the end only the three Americans were left alive among the thousands of dead Japanese...For this action, Private Basilone was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor...
After a mandatory war bond tour in which he raised millions of dollars for the war effort, Basilone volunteered to return to the war and was refused...He turned down an officer's commision and a chance to be an instructor in advanced combat techniques, all the while asking to be reassigned to combat...His request was eventually approved and after further training was assigned to the invasion of Iwo Jima...After landing on the beach, his unit was pinned down by withering fire from a heavily fortified Jap blockhouse...Basilone, ignoring his own safety, worked around alone to the top of the blockhouse and, armed only with grenades and a satchel charge, neutralized the enemy position and personally killed every Japanese soldier in the unit...
Afterward, while fighting his way to his company's assigned target, an airfield, he found a Marine tank trapped in a minefield under heavy fire...Working his way to the tank he led them safely out of the minefield at the risk of his own life...After reaching the airfield he was hit by shrapnel from a Japanese mortar emplacement and killed...For his actions he was awarded the nation's second highest award, the Navy Cross, posthumously...Private Basilone was the only enlisted Marine in WWII to receive the nation's two highest military decorations...
Nearer to my own age Roy Benavidez enlisted as a teenager during the Korean war in the Army National Guard, later becoming regular Army...Assigned to the 82nd Airborne, Benavidez stepped on a landmine in Vietnam...Due to severe leg and spinal injuries, he was told by Army doctors he would never walk again...To prove them wrong, he walked out of the Army hospital under his own power a year later and spent the rest of his life in pain...He asked no special considerations and volunteered for SOG training after which he was assigned to 5th Special Forces Group and sent again to Vietnam...
In May of 1968, on hearing a radio appeal for assistance from a trapped Special Forces unit, Benavidez, without hesitation, dropped from an inbound helicopter to come to their aid...During the course of the ensuing extraction effort, he was wounded 37 times...He was awarded the Purple Heart and Distinguished Service Cross and again asked no special consideration for himself...Later the true story was pieced together from field reports from those who were there, and a campaign began to award him the Congressional Medal of Honor...The effort was successful in 1981 when President Ronald Reagan personally presented the award...The citation for the award reads like a Rambo script and speaks for itself:
BENAVIDEZ, ROY P.
Rank and organization: Master Sergeant. Organization: Detachment B-56, 5th Special Forces Group, Republic of Vietnam
Place and date: West of Loc Ninh on May 2, 1968
Entered service at: Houston, Texas June 1955
Born: August 5, 1935, DeWitt County, Cuero, Texas.
Citation:
Master Sergeant (then Staff Sergeant) Roy P. Benavidez United States Army, who distinguished himself by a series of daring and extremely valorous actions on 2 May 1968 while assigned to Detachment B56, 5th Special Forces Group (Airborne), 1st Special Forces, Republic of Vietnam. On the morning of 2 May 1968, a 12-man Special Forces Reconnaissance Team was inserted by helicopters in a dense jungle area west of Loc Ninh, Vietnam to gather intelligence information about confirmed large-scale enemy activity. This area was controlled and routinely patrolled by the North Vietnamese Army. After a short period of time on the ground, the team met heavy enemy resistance, and requested emergency extraction. Three helicopters attempted extraction, but were unable to land due to intense enemy small arms and anti-aircraft fire. Sergeant Benavidez was at the Forward Operating Base in Loc Ninh monitoring the operation by radio when these helicopters returned to off-load wounded crewmembers and to assess aircraft damage. Sergeant Benavidez voluntarily boarded a returning aircraft to assist in another extraction attempt. Realizing that all the team members were either dead or wounded and unable to move to the pickup zone, he directed the aircraft to a nearby clearing where he jumped from the hovering helicopter, and ran approximately 75 meters under withering small arms fire to the crippled team. Prior to reaching the team's position he was wounded in his right leg, face, and head. Despite these painful injuries, he took charge, repositioning the team members and directing their fire to facilitate the landing of an extraction aircraft, and the loading of wounded and dead team members. He then threw smoke canisters to direct the aircraft to the team's position. Despite his severe wounds and under intense enemy fire, he carried and dragged half of the wounded team members to the awaiting aircraft. He then provided protective fire by running alongside the aircraft as it moved to pick up the remaining team members. As the enemy's fire intensified, he hurried to recover the body and classified documents on the dead team leader. When he reached the leader's body, Sergeant Benavidez was severely wounded by small arms fire in the abdomen and grenade fragments in his back. At nearly the same moment, the aircraft pilot was mortally wounded, and his helicopter crashed. Although in extremely critical condition due to his multiple wounds, Sergeant Benavidez secured the classified documents and made his way back to the wreckage, where he aided the wounded out of the overturned aircraft, and gathered the stunned survivors into a defensive perimeter. Under increasing enemy automatic weapons and grenade fire, he moved around the perimeter distributing water and ammunition to his weary men, reinstilling in them a will to live and fight. Facing a buildup of enemy opposition with a beleaguered team, Sergeant Benavidez mustered his strength, began calling in tactical air strikes and directed the fire from supporting gunships to suppress the enemy's fire and so permit another extraction attempt. He was wounded again in his thigh by small arms fire while administering first aid to a wounded team member just before another extraction helicopter was able to land. His indomitable spirit kept him going as he began to ferry his comrades to the craft. On his second trip with the wounded, he was clubbed with additional wounds to his head and arms before killing his adversary. He then continued under devastating fire to carry the wounded to the helicopter. Upon reaching the aircraft, he spotted and killed two enemy soldiers who were rushing the craft from an angle that prevented the aircraft door gunner from firing upon them. With little strength remaining, he made one last trip to the perimeter to ensure that all classified material had been collected or destroyed, and to bring in the remaining wounded. Only then, in extremely serious condition from numerous wounds and loss of blood, did he allow himself to be pulled into the extraction aircraft. Sergeant Benavidez' gallant choice to join voluntarily his comrades who were in critical straits, to expose himself constantly to withering enemy fire, and his refusal to be stopped despite numerous severe wounds, saved the lives of at least eight men. His fearless personal leadership, tenacious devotion to duty, and extremely valorous actions in the face of overwhelming odds were in keeping with the highest traditions of the military service, and reflect the utmost credit on him and the United States Army.
Sgt. Benavidez retired to El Campo, near Houston, where he lived until his death in 1998...Both men now rest in National Cemeteries...I'm grateful to have lived in a country that produced these men...Ben
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