The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Take a pound (Americans - the exchange rate is $1.80 to the pound. Lets call it $2.). Go shopping. Buy the coolest thing you can for that pound. Take a picture and post it here (if you don't have photo taking/posting facilities, just describe it or something).
The person who buys the coolest thingummy (we'll have a voting poll) wins a JDBB mug like this:
You know you want it! Oh yes.
I'm not asking for hard evidence - I'm pretty much gonna trust you lot to be scrupulously honest
Very nice dude. Classy, in fact. I'm impressed. It'll take some beating, but I have faith in my Jammie Subjects.
As for the mug... you can buy that and a whole range of exciting JDBB branded merchandise at my online store... follow the 'buy stuff' link in the menu bar.
Sadly, Cafepress get all the profit, not me. But the mug is soooo cool.
Not a chance, mate. Behold the glory of my lunchtime purchase:
For the princely sum of £1, I was privileged to be able to purchase a fragrance impregnated cardboard promotional air freshener issued by Turkish Aerospace Industries circa 1996.
As it has never been out of it's hermetically(!?) sealed wrappings, I have every faith that it's fragrance is as fresh and pleasant today as it was when it was first packaged almost a decade ago. If I hold it very close to my nose and inhale very hard, I can just make out it's pungent aroma which evokes memories of halcyon days gone by.
I am reliably informed by Steve the Temp that the silhouette on the logo is an F-16 Eagle.
My first attempt at purchasing a bizzare item for £1 failed miserably. I went into Blue Star - a nasty chav clothing shop and attempted to purchase a clothes hanger with a plastic attachment in the shape of a lady's chest, presumably for the purpose of displaying t-shirts and the like.
ok i just had to spend the weekend with my new inlaws fam (down in columbus, georgia - the deeeeeeeeeep south!).. so i only just saw this post - don't judge for a day or twooo, i want to plaaay! hehe