The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Thank you all for your kind birthday felicitations!!
I have a sheep bag with dangly legs which Susan kindly gave me as a pressy which is now sitting on my desk and comes everywhere with me!!
D bought me a coat - woo hoo and the worlds largest jawbreaker (should I be offended?). The jawbreaker is the size of a tennis ball - I can only sit and lick it as it doesn't fit in my mouth!!