The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was at a driving range a few weeks ago. Turns out I'm crap at that, too!
Well, gather up all your handguns and rifles and head down to your neighborhood indoor shooting range and see how you do there...Oh, wait...Never mind......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Truckman wrote:Well, gather up all your handguns and rifles and head down to your neighborhood indoor shooting range and see how you do there...Oh, wait...Never mind......Ben
In light of this thread, I think that perhaps that is the last thing he should think about doing. Ever.
In some games being bad gives you an advantage; I won my only ever game of darts, with the one dart that actually hit the board landing right on the edge & getting a really high score!
...Ben
...Ben
