The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
They had to land in california because we were having some wicked thunderstorms and such over here. So now the shuttle is taking off from California and landing here. I'll probably be able to watch it come in. Theres talk that it will either land at Nasa itself, Melbourne airport or Patrick Airforce Base... any of them are only a few miles from me. Should be cool to check out.
They said it would take a while to get here though because the shuttle is so heavy, they'll have to stop a few times on the way over.
I am suprised a 747 could even get off the ground with the shuttle on its back.........but I guess if you think about it, C-130's (big military planes) carry tanks and crap, they have to weigh close to what the shuttle weighs.
Looks like they watched Blue Peter the night before they flew... They've stuck bits of washing up liquid bottles to the back of the shuttle. I bet they did it with sticky backed plastic!
I wonder how they smuggled it though customs...
"Excuse me, sir. Do you have anything to declare?"
"Er... no, Officer."
"Well, can you explain that suspicious shuttle shaped bulge in your pocket, sir?"