The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's only just occurred to me that some of you may have missed out on my awesome Food Week. If you did - here's a link - I've made it open to everyone.
Obstensibly it was a reaction to all the inane nonsense that people keep posting face book about their celebrity lovers and Strictly and how their baby has legs and stuff. I set out to be even more inane by posting a photo and short review of every single thing I ate.
By all accounts though, it was a resounding success and many people started up conversations about my dinners - whether on Facebook or in real life. If I was late in posting a meal, I'd invariably have someone come up to me or send me a text message demanding an update. Apparently, for a short while, I was actually the most interesting thing on facebook!
For the record - at no point during the week did I eat any Jammie Dodgers.
Now it's over. I was slightly sad to see it end, but all good things 'n that.
I have something much more fun in mind. Check for a post tonight... I may post it here, too so that those people who don't like me enough to look me up on facebook can see too!
Hah. JS's are a very precious resource over here. Even printing a picture of one is extrememly expensive. You can only get two packs of twelve to the pound these days!