The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hmmm. All sorts of images spring to mind. Bloody mad Americans. So you're being stuffed into the shower in nowt but your undies? Madness, I tell you. Madness!
ACK! its one thing for friends or even very close family to throw such a thing but if my inlaws threw me one i'd never be able to look therm in the face again... ::shiver::
Well given the thousands of miles between us - and the fact that the underwear giving would probably have to be done via the post - how could I say no to underpants from the king?