The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I heard about that yesterday. That is the most retarted thing I have ever heard. They will get poached as soon as they hit the ground. Look what we have done to the wolf population, buffalos, etc. A few years ago they reintroduced some white wolves back into the ozark area of Missouri. Within 4 months all but one of them had been killed. Americans on the whole crap on nature any chance we get.
"Obviously, gaining public acceptance is going to be a huge issue, especially when you talk about reintroducing predators," said lead author Josh Donlan, of Cornell University. "There are going to have to be some major attitude shifts. That includes realising predation is a natural role, and that people are going to have to take precautions."
Heh. Like taking a rifle on the bus to work in case you get mugged by a passing lion.
wow.. so we are intentionally going to release animals into the wild so that they can kill humans. i knew cornell university was the home of the genius