The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hey you guys - you all remember Henglegurtrinkerdink right?
Well as you know we are good mates and he is not very well at the moment so lets all send him some get well wishes and I will make sure he pops on at some point to let us know how he is doin! - He is a good chap and all - we went for a curry on Saturday and it was good... and I was pleased...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Hey guys, sorry I've not been around. Stead told me there was a thread wishing me well so I thought I better come see and say thanks!
So, indeed, thank you for all the good wishes. Not out of the woods yet although the serious shakes have passed. Looks like I'm going to be off work for a few weeks ... that's not really a hardship though is it, shame it's not actually on holiday somewhere nice, eh?
Ah well ... I shall try and pop round these parts more often from now on, sorry for the absence.