The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
No, like I said, a brilliant meeting of the minds. We were in concurrence that devouring one another was not the best course of action. That plus I was fasting for Ramadan at the time, or something...
Speaking of which, 'the Swede' duped me into reading up on the German cannibal debacle. WTF? Possibly the worst thing I've ever heard of, I'm still traumatized by that story.