The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Seriously, I'm in Bristol, as are Stead, Susan and Vic. What a loverly central location that is. Easy to get to and everything. We even have troughs for the horses.
I'm planning on going to Dublin for my birthday (25th June, if I start hinting now then one of you may figure out how to post me real Jammie Dodgers before then!), which is at least geographically attached to Katie & Joe. You may all gatecrash.
I know all the fun places to go in belfast - what with me not being at work and all ive had loads of time to spend discovering them all, well i would have if i hadnt bought three new games for my gamecube on monday and some new dvds today - but i will get round to it i promise!
Dublin sounds good - although I should warn you that i have been lost there on two separate occasions
In an effort to return this thread to it's orginal subject - has anyone given anythought to the consequences of meeting people that they have only conversed with online. You hear all these stories about how a girl goes to meet her internet chat buddy in person and ends up getting murdered or, worse, married.
I, myself am a serial killer who sets up biscuit based forums and tracks down the members of these forums and murders them with an electric nasal hair remover. Did you not see my handiwork on the news last year with the members of Chocolate Digestive Discussion Forum or the Ginger Snap Chit Chat Board. Bald nostrils, all of em. Bw ha ha ha ha!
yes, our little cyber family is quite random and i think i would be upset were i to meet you in real life darren and realise that indeed, your head is not a spinning jammie dodger
(.. have you seen the pizza hut ad with the parents of the kiddies being cookie-heads - this is kinda how i think of you)
quote: Originally posted by: "yes, our little cyber family is quite random and i think i would be upset were i to meet you in real life darren and realise that indeed, your head is not a spinning jammie dodger (.. have you seen the pizza hut ad with the parents of the kiddies being cookie-heads - this is kinda how i think of you)"
Random it may be - but its worth the giggle - you only really learn something in life by meeting other people.......
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quote: In an effort to return this thread to it's orginal subject - has anyone given anythought to the consequences of meeting people that they have only conversed with online. You hear all these stories about how a girl goes to meet her internet chat buddy in person and ends up getting murdered or, worse, married.
Thought about them? I've lived with them. I once met up with me ol' China, MOB.
Fortunately, he did not attempt to eat me. Actually, it was a brilliant meeting of the minds.