The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Jackie had her baby... from the info I got, his name is Sean, but I forgot to double check that with her when I spoke to her this morning
That said, she got home from the hospital today... and I'll let her tell you the rest of the story when she's feeling better.
And I'm here... sorta. Alive and well, just ridiculously overworked and melting because it's 85 degrees in my house. (A/C broke yesterday ) But the maintenance guy just fixed it, so I think it might be down to 82 now.
help me, i'm meeeelllllttting (acutally i'm just staying indoors where the air conditioning is, usually, turned on WAY to high, so really i'm freezing. where is the love?)
If his dad has his way this kid will have his very first computer in a matter of weeks - expect postings much more coherant than his mother's shortly thereafter :)