The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You are stranded on a desert island and you can have an unlimited supply of 3 drinks for the rest of your life. (Water is available freely). What would they be?
Hmm. Tea with milk. Does that imply 2 drinks? Presumably this consists of an unlimited supply of teabags and an infinte supply of milk... not to mention the infinite supply of sugar you'd be needing. Sounds like you're milking the system to me! Heh heh heh...
Gotta say, tea would be top of my list with OJ and milk following, but if I'm getting milk as a freebie with my tea, then I'll add the blueberry surprise smoothie from the juice bar in St Nicks Market in Bristol. It's really tasty.
Nope - you get three taps supplying the drinks, you can't split them up. Perhaps I should have explained the rules more clearly, JDK. And this isn't REAL, dazza, so no smart remakrs about taps and pipes and islands and 'what if my tea goes cold'.
lemonade n. In the UK, lemonade is a clear, carbonated drink very similar to Sprite or 7-Up, but with only lemons instead of limes and what have you. In the US (and in the UK, but under the monicker "traditional lemonade") this refers to a variant that, for want of a better description, is a bit more lemoney. It's darker in colour, not carbonated and often contains bits of lemon. Nowadays I believe young drinkers on street corners in both the UK and the US enjoy alcopop lemonade ("hard lemonade" to Americans), which is carbonated on both sides of the Atlantic.
Not sure about the accuracy of the 'traditional lemonade' statement either. I seem to recall buying some from Tesco that was labelled like this - it was yellow and less sweet then the normal stuff, but still fizzy.
3. jasmine tea ... oh wait that makes 2 teas, ehm then I swap the last tea for that yummi tesco juice "mango something" and I swap the first tea for Evian
P.S. See Copper I'm not the ony one who likes milk!!!
Don't forget, however that you are only limited on the beverages that you're allowed, not the equipment you can take with you. So you could take your own distilling stuff.
A newfie is walking along the beach one day, and he sees a bottle laying in the sand. He picks it up and starts to brush it off, and out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since you have freed me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes."
The newfie thinks for a moment and says, "I'm feeling a might thirsty, I think I'll be wishing for a pint of stout."
POOF! There is a pint of stout in his hand. He drinks it down, and starts to throw the bottle, when the genie says, "I'd look at that bottle again before I threw it if I were you."
So he looks at the bottle, and it is magically filling back up with stout. The genie told him, "That is a magic bottle, and it will always fill back up after you finish it." The genie then asked, "What other two wishes can I grant for you?"
The newfie looks at the bottle in his hand and says, "I'll be taking two more of these."