The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
This article talks about sending tourists to the moon by 2009. Only problem is, it's gonna cost 55 million quid.
What was of mild interest though was their rich list of British people who could afford to go:
Who could afford a £55m trip?
Only a small group of well-known figures in Britain could follow the US entrepreneur Dennis Tito into space. They include
Richard Branson (worth £2.6bn) His space company, Virgin Galactic, will take him to the edge of space, but there are no plans yet to go to the moon. Could Space Adventures' ideas tempt him?
Stelios Haji-Ioannou (£300m) Perhaps he could get tips for a low-cost version of space travel? EasyMoon?
Eddie Irvine (£153m) Space travel is probably the only possible adrenaline fix left for the ex-formula one driver
James Dyson (£800m) Inventor extraordinaire, he would be handy if things went wrong. And he could probably spruce up the Soyuz capsule as well
JK Rowling (£435m) Harry Potter's only got one book left in him. Maybe space travel would provide the inspiration Rowling needs for her next epic
The Queen (£250m) Her Majesty has more than enough to charter several missions and take the whole family into space
David Beckham (£65m) Famously, Beckham has long wanted to go into space. And he can just about afford it too - but the leftover cash might not be enough to keep Victoria in designer shoes for very much longer
Ranulph Fiennes (unknown) If he got lots of sponsors perhaps he could make it. But who knows if his Soyuz mission would make it all the way to the moon?
Yeah not sure with the conversion rates but Fortune Magazine listed her at $1 Billion in the this year's Billionares issue. They also ranked world leaders. The queen was at $650 Million. Bush was around 15 Million. Not suprising all the Saudis were waaaaaaaaay up there. Sultan of Brunei was another one worth a ton. They also ranked Castro in the hundreds of millions. This is due to the fact that he is a dictator so they included all state-owned assets as his. He got pissed and demanded Forturn remove him from the list because the state belongs to the people and other commie crap.