The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
... in 1981, apparently IBM introduced the first PC. It quickly became the best-selling personal computer on the market (er... hang on - wasn't it the only one...?), selling 136,000 units in the first year. It also indicated IBM's move from the corporate business sector to home computing.
That keyboard rocks. No one would ever mess with your pc again. And no one would ever be able to play the "lets rearrange the letters on the keyboard" prank again. It would not matter.
