The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
When I got married it felt like it was forever away - and then all of a sudden it was happening - and then it was over and it was like getting caught in a tornado :)
Good thing we got a lot of pictures - cuz I don't remember most of it :)
provided that's what we're talking about here. If its not then I blame baby brain.. yeah that's it. I've become stupid.