The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Continuing the general toilet theme that the Bored Board seems to have acquired this week, I'd like your opinion on hand washing.
No, not the obvious - should people wash their hands after going to the loo - we know the answer to that one - peple who don't are gross and certainly shouldn't be offering to get the coffees in on account of their having willy germs on their fingers. Ew.
No I'm after a far more deep an meaningful discussion.
Should I make my hands wet before or after I use the soap from the squishy dispenser? Some people do, some people don't. I do.
