The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Oddly, the blokes didn't have as good a reaction to the hug therapy - possibly because thy'd been asked to watch a chick flick and then talk about their feelings. very stressful stuff for a bloke.
Stead will be pleased to know that we can now extrapolate (completely inaccurately, but who cares) that men talking about their feelings, engaging in touchy feely stuff and watching chick flicks is actually bad for their health!