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NateO


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I should know better than to admit such a thing, but I have to get this off my chest.

I really like Britney Spears' new video Toxic. Aside from her looking well, unugly, it's really nice production.

Even more startling, I kind of like aspects of the song as well... Am I going to burn in hell?

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Um.


Yes.




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I figured as much. Damn! And my bartender wasn't at the pub last night, lovely bartender where at thou?

When it rains it pours!

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Nice to know that I can't type. Um, that would be art!

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Hey, I don't think thinking about britney spears is odd, it seems perfectly natural to me... she is HOT


 


lol... now you all think i'm some sort of perv or somefin



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Don't worry guys. DD is convinced that Kylie is stalking him. And seems to enjoy it!

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Still like the video.

Heard the song last night again. I suppose there's only thing I really like about it, the break down, when they bend her voice with a synth, then drop the bomb on you (BASE!)... But I'd be better off getting a similar dose from Jamiroquai's Feels Good

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Kylie Minogue?

I could live with that.

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We'll let you off with Jamiroquai.  BUt Britney dropping a bomb on screen is not something I want to see.  You are a sick puppy!

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Not that kind of bomb, perhaps my siggy and our AOL discussion has distracted you.

Way back when, James Brown had his band members all hit it fortisimo on the one beat and grove through 2-4. Bootsy Collins, then playing for him, came to call this The Bomb, and took to Parliament (P-Funk). The Bomb became like religion to these guys, and worked its way into US society as something that's cool. But really, it's a heavy does of rhythym, and in the Funk genre, it's on the one.

Here's some more on the subject: Funk History

Clear as mud?

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Damn, my typos are atrocious!


If anyone needs an English translation of the preceding keyboard mumbo jumbo, let me know.



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"You can't polish a turd."


Thats a phrase we used to use during my studio engineering days..... we also used to call reverb "Talent" in the context of "Would you like some more talent on that vox track.....?"




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Stead, I've always thought you were the most talented guy I've ever met!


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Stead,

It is a good one eh. Not sure what exactly inspired 'the Swede' to pass along this sage wisdom to me but I do recall alcohol being involved...

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We used to use it to argue against musicians who thought you could fix bad playing/singing "In the mix" - oh them of little talent.......


Darren I AM the most talented person you know - not......



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I think 'the Swede' may have been speaking literally. Further assuming the basis stemmed from an unsuccessful personal experience...

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Ah, but was it one of Britney's?

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A fine question, to which I do not have the answer. One can only hope.

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