The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It would be so cool to be able to do hat sort of thing in your work when you're having a bad day, send ou a card like that!
The best I can do in here when Im bored is remote on to users' desktops and move their mouse pointer about and make thm fekk up their typing, that sort of childish thing.