Heh.  Applying for your own job is always a pleasure.  Somehow you have to prove that because you've been doing the job for ages and know it inside out, you're better suited for it than the snot nosed git down the way who's clearly unqualified and intellectually challenged but happens to be one of the bosses dinking buddies.

Have you noticed that our Scottish representation had increased significantly over the last few months?  You got Lite and HaloBum to keep you company now!