The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Heh. Or was it the dumb girl who didn't realise that her dumb friend would make the dumb phonecall when she got the dumb text? Hmmm... This is getting cyclical... and I'm getting dizzy.
Yes. This right here is an excellent point and perfectly demonstrates just why Nate is counted as one of the cleverest Americans in... er... Minneapolis.
Good man, Nate. Keep it up! And hopefully the dumb girls will keep their heads down for you!