The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I am truly truly bored today. I have succesfully avoided work for a good hour or two. Any suggestions on how I can occupy myself for the remaining 1hr and 35 mins before my squash game?
You could start an online argument with someone on an emotive subject! That's always entertaining.
Better yet, use a work phone to call a premium rate chat line.
Or... trawl the net to find entertaining stuff for us here on the Bored Board.
Faking illness is always entertaining. Induce vomiting over your boss, sneeze over all of your colleagues and pretend you have a bad ear!
Or... and this is radical, I know... you could do some work. I know, I know. It's madness! But I had to put it out there, so you had all of the options!