The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You would think with all the gibbering going on here Darren would have nothing left to gibber about at home. Alas no. He gibbers more or less constantly.
D - I won't mention the dribbling.
He's sounding more and more like the old people you let go of the door to 1m away!!
Well going a little way back (I have a good excuse to be behind you know!) I have just googled my name; apparently I play the receptionist in 21 grams (feel the need to go & see it now!), I am a professor, I am a company vice president, I am obese, I am employee of the year, I do some fairly ucky paintings of Yorkshire Terriers, along with various other bits & bobs - hey, no wonder I was feeling tired!