The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Santa and I got dragged into a debate at the weekend. I think the answer is so blindingly obvious I am almost ashamed to post this, but seeing as I have spent time finding out the answer I thought I should share.
Which is bigger, the world's population of whales or cows?
course not, despite the relative size of their habitats whales, unlike cows, are not commercially reared (despite the norwegian and japanese tastes), bound to be more cows than whales - definitely...
in medieval times, which developes on a site first, the market or the castle?
I'm a market man myself, except in certain circumstances - i.e. where a castle is built purely for strategic purposes, i.e. all the castles in Wales built by the English to subjugate the Celts.
I have to go with castle myself - Markets came about once a village had become established as a trading post - which would suggest it was well populated - hence the castle? Presumably as there was a lord of some kind -
Look at blaise castle in Bristol... tiny tiny place...
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Clearly a market is a pre-cursor to a castle as you'd only bother building a castle to protect something, and what would that thing be? - a market of course, so you could levy taxes and stuff.
Its completely dependent on the time I would have thought...
When I went to Hardians wall earlyer this year the castles defently came first there.. I read all about it and I was dragged to lots of exibison centers and such like. It defently said that the roman forts were built then the solders familes built towns around the forts.
But I was probally different in a different time.. zone? (i'm not sure how to word this) Like with knights and stuff!
...in medieval times, which developes on a site first, the market or the castle?
No, copp. You must be right. Duh. Silly me. Oh no! hang on. YOU'RE WRONG!!!! Woohoo!
And you're right, Lite - different time zones. The Roman period in Britain was 100 - 400 AD (ish - someone can correct me later) whilst the medieval period is generally considered to have begun around 1000 AD... again... a great big ISH there!
I think the answer is so blindingly obvious I am almost ashamed to post this, but seeing as I have spent time finding out the answer I thought I should share. Which is bigger, the world's population of whales or cows?