The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Oh wow! The badgers are hilarious! I've stuck it in my favourites for any time I need to role around the floor laughing! If only I could acces it from work!
Quite a reliable bloke, that JC. Didn't know he was into I.T. though. When you think about it, it's ideal - long hair, beardy. Plus there's that omnipotence. That's always handy.
I can't believe Darren closed the other thread -Shame on you Darren!
I would just like to say that in my personal opinion badgers are funnier, not only than lions, but also funnier than my dog discovering earlier that the bit of sea he wanted to paddle in was in fact somewhat deeper than expected, good job he can swim!