The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, to find that this sort of behavior is allowed to exist in the UK without proper punishment...Here she would be banished to my room for an indeterminate amount of time......Ben
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ddvmor wrote:Why do you lot call a fringe 'bangs'? It sounds silly.
Sort of like calling a box of cookies a "tin of biscuits" or changing a person's name from Darren into "Dazza"?...You're right, it is silly......Ben
I've never called a box of cookies a tin of bicuits. I have, however noticed that americans inexplicably refer to tins of biscuits as boxes of cookies. Weirdoes.
Can't explain or defend Dazza. It's just of those things and happens to all Darrens.
Aodan wrote:
ddvmor wrote:Why do you lot call a fringe 'bangs'? It sounds silly.
Fringe is the stuff that hangs off of jackets worn by country western singers.
Yes. Notice the similarity?
And another thing... 'off of'? What's the 'of' for there? And 'oftentimes'. What value does the 'times' add?