The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Indeed Copp is right, Mrs. Santa did tamper with my post (whilst i was on phone to Copp) and I thought I'd keave it up there all weekend for a bit of fun.
Er, interesting line of work Mrs. Santa is in!
Today, Strategic Marketing/CRM research. So cool...