The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
At work we use an internet filtering service called "Suf Control". They basically tell what category a particular site falls into ("Shopping", "Porn", etc) so our Proxy server can block it. I just tested the good old JDBB. It is offically "Usenet News". Not a chance of it getting blocked Rock On!
What I think is especially nice is that the topic title seems to have screwed up in every reply. I could fix it, but I kinda like it this way... &quot. Yeah baby!