The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Is it worth noting that whilst 'spreadsheets' in their electronic format have been around for only a little while - the paper version they emulate, the Profit/loss or purchase ledger design dates back hundreds of years?
I may be a sad sad man after all...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Yeah, it looks like the original VisiCalc was for Apple-macs. This was a little before I started using them, which would ~1990. The first one I used was Quattro Pro, which compared to Excel, is even crappier than the 'shrug smiley'.