The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well I am officially a bachelor for two weeks. My wife went on vacation with her parents. I could not go because I don't have that kind of vacaction time built up at work. What should I do all by myself (I have the dog for company). I have friends coming next weekend so that is taken care of
Nope its an American Cocker Spaniel. The Cavalier King Charles are smaller (about 15-20 pounds 7-9 kg) and have buggier eyes. My cocker (Layla) is about 30 pounds (14 kg)
(I am the one on the right if you can't guess, the other guy is the very short Mayor of St. Louis) It is rather boring and I am looking rather pudgy but its all I got. Here is a link describing what I am doing in the picture as well. This is from about 18 months ago
He's very short, isn't he. What sort of award were you giving him? Was he suitably in awe of your relative tallness? Did he ask for your autograph?
So... you got out of going on holiday with the in-laws, eh? With that old chesnut? Kudos to you, dude!
I would suggest that you use the hard earned and much deserved batchelor time training the dog to do domething really gross. Like eating bonios out of your belly button. That way you can impress the in-laws on their return with Layla's new party trick! It'll be a winner! trust me!