The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I have a confession to make - I hope this doesn't get me kicked off the board but I couldn't hold it in any longer - I have to share it with someone or my guilt will consume me!!
may you hang your head in shame - you have brought the continuity that is the general appreciation by the bored board's members of jammie dodgers into disrepute - the respect we receive from other members of the cyber-community will be diminished, this is a grave day in our history!
To use the Bristolian expression: Sounds 'lush'. (I HATE that word!) You buy the fondue set, I'll buy the chocolate & JD's then we can have a party. You can even bring the wife and stay the night on our new sofabed in case you overdose on chocolate! How's that for a quality suggestion?
This may be seen as coming out of the closet now that someone else has been brave enough to - but I'm not overly keen on JD's either - give me a jaffa cake any time or failing that a nice chocolate muffin with chocolate custard on top - but thats another story
Vic - you and I will have to be reviled together....
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
What about 'The Jammie Dodger (or any baked confection of your choice) Bored (or quite interested) Board (or plank)'?
I don't think we can consider our unfortunate friends 'fallen'. This would imply that at some point they did like Jammie Dodgers and have since formed a dislike of them. Maybe we should simply refer to them as 'unnatural freaks' instead. It's more accurate (espacially in Stead's case).
quote: Originally posted by: "You buy the fondue set, I'll buy the chocolate & JD's then we can have a party. You can even bring the wife and stay the night on our new sofabed in case you overdose on chocolate!"
Hey, DD, sorry to disappoint, but the sofabed's going back. Fondue party's off unless you want to sleep on the couch. (It's not as comfy or long as yours though.