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Controversial Confession


I have a confession to make - I hope this doesn't get me kicked off the board but I couldn't hold it in any longer - I have to share it with someone or my guilt will consume me!!


I DON'T LIKE JAMMIE DODGERS.


(That feels so much better).




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Pardon?


I didn't quite catch that.  You'll think I'm stupid, but for a second there I thought you said that you don't like Jammie Dodgers.




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DD, this is your WIFE for heaven' sake.  You can't let her get away with obscenities like that.

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OUTRAGE!


may you hang your head in shame - you have brought the continuity that is the general appreciation by the bored board's members of jammie dodgers into disrepute - the respect we receive from other members of the cyber-community will be diminished, this is a grave day in our history!


what a quandry



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how do you feel about jaffa cakes? 

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Jaffa cakes...mmmmmmm.


I would have posted sooner but I was busy drowning in my own drool.


Has anyone ever tried using a fondue set to dunk JDs in chocolate?



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To use the Bristolian expression: Sounds 'lush'. (I HATE that word!)
You buy the fondue set, I'll buy the chocolate & JD's then we can have a party.  You can even bring the wife and stay the night on our new sofabed in case you overdose on chocolate!  How's that for a quality suggestion?

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This may be seen as coming out of the closet now that someone else has been brave enough to - but I'm not overly keen on JD's either - give me a jaffa cake any time or failing that a nice chocolate muffin with chocolate custard on top - but thats another story


Vic - you and I will have to be reviled together....




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Jaffa Cakes are much preferable to Jammies.


I find Jammies a bit dry - I prefer the jam and cream biscuits you can get - with the squishy jam.


Stead - cheers mate!!



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maybe we need to rename the bored to include the fallen few ()


.. how about 'The we like biscuits bored board'


or 'who's darren again?'


or something.. any suggestions?



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What about 'The Jammie Dodger (or any baked confection of your choice) Bored (or quite interested) Board (or plank)'?


I don't think we can consider our unfortunate friends 'fallen'.  This would imply that at some point they did like Jammie Dodgers and have since formed a dislike of them.  Maybe we should simply refer to them as 'unnatural freaks' instead.  It's more accurate (espacially in Stead's case).


(who's darren?  mutter mutter.)



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quote:

Originally posted by:

"You buy the fondue set, I'll buy the chocolate & JD's then we can have a party.  You can even bring the wife and stay the night on our new sofabed in case you overdose on chocolate!"

Hey, DD, sorry to disappoint, but the sofabed's going back. Fondue party's off unless you want to sleep on the couch. (It's not as comfy or long as yours though.

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  I forgot my closing parenthesis. Have one now instead


)


That's better.



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