The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
crayon sharpeners never bring the crayon to the right shape and they shred the paper wrapper all up. Once the tip is completely worn down on the crayon, they are USELESS.
You're supposed to peel the wrapper back first and if you're shading in backgounds like hills and sky and mountains you're supposed to turn the crayola in your fingers which sharpens it naturally...I know all about it because where I live now they don't let us have pens and pencils, too dangerous they say...
I have to go take my medication now......Ben
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...Ben
...Ben
