The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm posting this here in case you didn't see it on Facebook!
For those of you that don't know, Dr Brian Cox is awesomness personified. Not only is he a top scientist at Cern but he was also the keyboardist of D-Ream. He presents a show called Wonders of the Solar System on BBC2 and he's famous for being really, really, REALLY enthusatic about his subject!
This is a spoof:
And as a bonus, this is the genuine article interviewed in Jonathan Ross. Watch out for this bit at the end when they start mucking about with liquid nitrogen!